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“斗地主”配音

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 楼主| 发表于 2015-5-15 10:34:07 | 显示全部楼层
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 楼主| 发表于 2015-5-15 13:54:28 | 显示全部楼层
@魔力的真髓:群里看到人转发 “美国助理国务卿:“中国在南海填海造岛,虽然没有违反国际法,但是却严重破坏了东南亚的风水,这显然与中国“做东南亚的好邻居,和平崛起”的表态不符” ”妈的我还以为是洋葱新闻,谁知道丫紧接着又贴了一张截图





Tensions rise between Washington and Beijing over man-made islands

Washington Post By Simon Denyer May 13

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wo ... 4db884ed_story.html


Airstrip construction on the Fiery Cross Reef in the South China Sea is seen in a satellite image on April 2. (Center for Strategic and International Studies/DigitalGlobe/via Reuters)

BEIJING — China said it was “deeply concerned” on Wednesday about a reported U.S. proposal to consider sending naval ships and aircraft toward man-made islands in the South China Sea as tensions escalate between the two nations over the vital waters.

The Obama administration has looked on with mounting frustration in recent months as China has undertaken a vast program of land reclamation in the South China Sea, turning rocks and submerged reefs into islands capable of supporting airstrips and military facilities across some of the world’s busiest shipping lanes.

The fear, expressed by President Obama last month, is that China is using its “muscle” to bully smaller nations into accepting its sovereignty over disputed waters. But a volley of verbal protests from the United States has fallen on deaf ears, and administration officials have been agonizing over how to rein China in without escalating military tensions to dangerous levels, experts say.

Until now, Washington has also appeared reluctant to impose real costs on Beijing over the issue and risk damaging other aspects of a wide-ranging bilateral relationship, foreign policy experts say. But the administration now appears to be seeking other options to counter the threat that China’s assertive — and at times aggressive — stance poses to vital U.S. interests.

“Reclamation isn’t necessarily a violation of international law, but it’s certainly violating the harmony, the feng shui, of Southeast Asia, and it’s certainly violating China’s claim to be a good neighbor and a benign and non-threatening power,” Daniel Russel, assistant secretary of state for East Asia, said in a telephone interview.

With Secretary of State John F. Kerry due in Beijing on Saturday, a high-level dialogue between the two nations scheduled for June in Washington and Chinese President Xi Jinping paying a state visit to the United States in September, Russel said there were still plenty of diplomatic avenues open to influence China’s decision-making.

“Not every problem is best dealt with by imposing harsh and heavy consequences,” he said. “But sure, we are looking at the options available to us if persuasion and diplomacy doesn’t work.”

However, persuasion is not working, many experts say, and there are not many other easy options available. Sen. John McCain (R-Ariz.) has been among those advocating a more robust response but has not made many concrete suggestions, apart from disinviting China from the Rim of the Pacific, or RIMPAC, military exercise in 2016.

“That would be water off a duck’s back to Beijing,” said Ian Storey, a senior fellow at the Institute of Southeast Asian Studies in Singapore. He said China would send ships to carry our surveillance activities anyway, as it has in the past.

Another idea mooted by the Pentagon and first reported in the Wall Street Journal this week is to send U.S. naval ships and aircraft within 12 nautical miles of some of the man-made islands in the South China Sea to demonstrate the principle of freedom of navigation and underline that the United States does not accept China’s maritime claims — even if it does not endorse the territorial claims of rival nations.

As it does for a range of regional developments, the U.S. Pacific Command has drawn up contingency plans related to China’s buildup of artificial islands in the South China Sea, U.S. defense officials said.

The plans have not yet been examined at the most senior levels of the Obama administration, and officials said there had been no decision to immediately deploy assets near the artificial islands. Because the islands are in international waters, U.S. planes or ships could transit near them as a matter of course, the officials said.

Military and foreign policy analysts in Beijing, Washington and Manila said actions of this nature would not force China to halt its reclamation work or the construction of military, surveillance and other facilities on reclaimed land. But they said it might be seen as a way to send a stronger signal to Beijing and to reassure Asian allies and partners of Obama’s commitment to regional security.

“There is a bit of arrogance here in Beijing with respect to Southeast Asian nations, but they are watchful of their relationship with the United States,” said Yanmei Xie, senior China analyst with the International Crisis Group. “Until recently it appeared that China had gotten away with it. It seems the United States has struggled to come up with responses that could be effective but not escalatory — and China has not felt any tangible consequences.”

In 2013, China spooked the region and the United States by unilaterally declaring an air defense identification zone over much of the East China Sea, including over islands controlled by Japan. The United States responded by flying two B-52 bombers through the zone to underline that it did not recognize its legality.

Sending ships and planes toward newly constructed islands might serve a similar purpose. But it would not be without risks.

Chinese Foreign Ministry spokeswoman Hua Chunying expressed “deep” concern about the idea Wednesday and requested a clarification from the United States.

“The Chinese side advocates the freedom of navigation in the South China Sea, yet the freedom definitely does not mean that foreign military vessels and aircrafts can enter one country’s territorial waters and airspace at will,” she told a regular news conference. “. . . We urge parties concerned to be discreet in words and actions, avoid taking any risky and provocative actions and safeguard regional peace and stability.”

Storey said China would probably respond to any such actions by sending civilian coast-guard vessels up against U.S. warships in an attempt to portray the United States as the bully. There was also a risk, he said, of aggressive maneuvers between U.S. and Chinese warships.

In 2001, a midair collision between a U.S. surveillance aircraft and a Chinese fighter caused the death of a Chinese pilot and raised tensions between the two nations. In 2013, the USS Cowpens was forced to take sudden evasive action in the South China Sea when a Chinese naval vessel objected to its intelligence-gathering activities in international waters.

Still, some say the Pentagon’s suggestion is a good one, especially as the risks of less concrete action are mounting.

“The risk of damage to tranquil U.S.-China relations is high,” said Walter Lohman, director of the Asian Studies Center at the Heritage Foundation. “But in my opinion, that's a risk we have to run.”

Russel, the assistant secretary of state, said China’s reclamation work was already raising regional tensions and could further militarize the region. China’s bases on these islands could be used to block “rightful uses of international waters” by other nations, he warned. Fishing, surveillance activities, and oil and gas exploration by any number of countries could all be threatened if China uses bases on these new islands to mount more aggressive patrols, experts say.

Chinese bases would also make any future plan to impose an air defense identification zone over the South China Sea more credible, said Chris Johnson of the Center for Strategic and International Studies. “The PLA [People’s Liberation Army] have made it very clear they will declare one some day,” he said. “It is a question of when, not if.”

Gu Jinglu and Xu Yangjingjing in Beijing and Missy Ryan in Washington contributed to this report.

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美国助理国务卿称中国在南海行为破坏了东南亚风水 道教界人士不满了 观察者 2015-05-15 http://www.guancha.cn/Neighbors/2015_05_15_319710.shtml 美国助理国务卿“中国在南海破坏了东南亚风水”的言论一  详情 回复 发表于 2015-5-16 10:51
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 楼主| 发表于 2015-5-16 10:51:33 | 显示全部楼层
fugue 发表于 2015-5-15 13:54
@魔力的真髓:群里看到人转发 “美国助理国务卿:“中国在南海填海造岛,虽然没有违反国际法,但是却严重破坏了东南亚的风水,...


美国助理国务卿称中国在南海行为破坏了东南亚风水 道教界人士不满了

观察者 2015-05-15

http://www.guancha.cn/Neighbors/2015_05_15_319710.shtml

美国助理国务卿“中国在南海破坏了东南亚风水”的言论一出,道教人士不满了。15日下午,认证为长安道教协会秘书长、龙门派三十代玄裔弟子的@全真道士梁兴扬 发表长微博,针对丹尼尔·拉塞尔的说法,从道教的玄学角度分析了南海对周边国家、及至世界格局的影响。他还开玩笑地说,美方“盗用我大道教风水知识”,“违反国际法中关于盗版的相关规定”,他建议立即审查美国驻华人员的电子设备,排队我国风水科技被盗版的风险,保护传统文化。


@全真道士梁兴扬

以下为@全真道士梁兴扬 的长微博,原文在这里。


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 楼主| 发表于 2015-6-5 21:11:50 | 显示全部楼层
@鬼戏桶装小蜡笔:煮了一包400g的汤团,这个数量也是蛮巧的(论如何让37这个不上不下的数显得齐整)

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 楼主| 发表于 2015-7-1 18:45:58 | 显示全部楼层
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 楼主| 发表于 2015-7-5 10:46:28 | 显示全部楼层
回复 364# fugue

土建学院学生合唱《地道战》时舞台瞬间坍塌(动图)

2015-07-05 观察者

http://www.guancha.cn/life/2015_07_05_325657.shtml

合唱队后排铁架子又塌了!这次是在唱《地道战》的时候,而且站在上面的大学生是土木与建筑专业……

河南电视台报道,四川绵阳西南科技大学3日晚间,举行反法西斯战争胜利70周年纪念歌唱比赛晚会,没想到土建学院的学生在演唱《地道战》时,疑似因为摇晃太剧烈,后方舞台突然坍塌,所幸没有人员受伤,还因此获颁特别奖。





就在5月份,贵州毕节市的一次歌咏比赛彩排时也发生了类似的惊险一幕。80名合唱队员齐齐自由落体状坠落。↓

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 楼主| 发表于 2015-7-17 11:18:05 | 显示全部楼层
股市从来都是财富绞肉机,可不是温柔的小绵羊。中央政府难道是想用股市来“劫富济贫”,缩小贫富差距?

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发表于 2015-8-3 17:26:35 来自手机 | 显示全部楼层
为人进出的门紧锁着,   
为狗爬出的洞敞开着,   
一个声音亲切呼喊着:   
爬出来吧,央妈或者随便哪个妈给你中国梦!
不用多久,
你就会升职加薪,
当上总经理,
出任CEO,
迎娶白富美,
走上人生巅峰。
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 楼主| 发表于 2015-8-11 18:08:55 | 显示全部楼层

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 楼主| 发表于 2015-9-4 21:13:00 | 显示全部楼层


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 楼主| 发表于 2015-9-11 20:06:54 | 显示全部楼层
【好机智】(作者不详)

今天看见一个老人摔倒,于是就过去扶, 没想到他一把抓住我的手,我急忙说:监控会还我清白! 老人说:嘿嘿别傻了这里没监控! 我直接一脚踹过去。TMD没监控也敢这么吊。 他儿子及时出现说,我们在边上录下你踹人的视频。 我冷笑一声出示了南京医院提供的急性短暂性精神障碍证明。
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 楼主| 发表于 2015-9-25 10:20:05 | 显示全部楼层

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 楼主| 发表于 2015-9-25 11:26:13 | 显示全部楼层

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 楼主| 发表于 2015-9-28 19:52:08 | 显示全部楼层
黑天鹅”事件



黑天鹅太胖落“凡尘”?
人工养殖体重大多超标 羽毛修剪后飞行能力降低

2014年06月06日 新闻晨报  

http://newspaper.jfdaily.com/xwc ... 6/content_39996.htm


□民警抱着黑天鹅准备送往动物园 /晨报记者 王杰

□晨报记者 王亦菲

一只黑天鹅从天而降,落到大马路上,这是前天发生在徐泾蟠中路上的真实一幕。昨天下午,这只美丽的黑天鹅被移交给了上海动物园。

闵行区野保站工作人员黄先生说,黑天鹅是外来物种,原产澳洲,因观赏价值高,在中国只有人工圈养的环境(如动物园、农庄等)下才能生存。他怀疑,这只黑天鹅可能是从附近圈养场所逃出来的,“可能太胖了,飞不动,中途掉下来了”。

“黑色大鸟”从天而降

6月4日早晨6点多,土方车司机老于驾车来到徐泾蟠中路,“我当时坐在车里,突然眼角瞄到一团黑色的东西从天上掉了下来,就掉在车头前面不到10米的地方。”老于很是好奇,下车查看。

“一只黑色的大鸟掉在路上,扑腾着翅膀,飞不起来,右腿还有些血迹。”老于第一次看到这种黑色大鸟,一时也搞不清楚是什么动物,“我觉得应该不是普通的家鹅,因为它的羽毛是全黑的,嘴是鲜红的,脖颈也比家鹅长一些。”老于觉得眼前的大鸟非同一般,尽管受伤,但坐姿依然十分优雅,偶尔翅膀张开时,更是像面扇子,似乎随时可以飞起来。

不知道该如何处置的老于委托其姐夫将“大鸟”先送回家,他则继续工作。晚上6点多,老于回到位于华翔路附近的暂住地。老于妻子给它准备了米饭、稻谷、小青菜和水,“大鸟”根本不吃,“只是时不时把头埋进羽毛里,悲鸣几声,似乎不太开心”。

附近邻居也来老于家看稀奇,有人建议把它宰了吃,被老于拒绝了。“虽然我不懂,但是这个说不定是保护动物,肯定不能乱杀!”老于尝试着给动物园和野保站打电话,不过始终未能联系上。还有邻居建议,是不是在家附近放生?老于也犹豫,“大鸟”好像受伤了,放生的话会不会被人捉去再杀掉,或者因为没有生存能力而死亡?

老于一时没了主意,就想到了拨打110报警。民警到现场后,用警车将“大鸟”带回派出所,并联系了闵行区野保站。

或因太胖致体力不支

昨天下午2点多,闵行区野保站工作人员来到派出所,实地查看了“大鸟”。经检查,黑天鹅身体状况良好。“这是一只黑天鹅,食用鱼虾为生,原产于澳洲,属于世界著名的观赏鸟类。”闵行区野保站工作人员黄先生说,虽然黑天鹅在澳洲属于珍稀物种,但是在国内已经成功实现了人工养殖,每只售价数百元,并不属于保护动物,“黑天鹅是外来物种,因为观赏价值高,在中国只有人工圈养的环境下才能生存。”黄先生猜测,黑天鹅之所以会“从天而降”,可能是从附近的人工养殖场所逃出来的,“现在都是人工养殖,很多黑天鹅体重超标,再加上翅膀上的飞羽一般都经过修剪,飞行能力大大下降,可能是飞行途中体力不支掉下来了。”“动物放生需要具备一定条件,身体是否健康、当地是否具备适合这类动物生存的环境,这类动物是否具有野外生存能力等都需要考虑,另外还要弄清楚这类动物是不是外来物种,有的外来物种,比如巴西龟,一旦放生容易对当地生态系统带来威胁。”黄先生建议,市民捡到野生动物,发现其受伤、生病或者还处于幼年期,不知如何处理,可以与当地区县野保站取得联系。

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 楼主| 发表于 2015-10-14 11:39:50 | 显示全部楼层

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 楼主| 发表于 2015-10-22 11:03:23 | 显示全部楼层

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